Emerge through Burt Bacharach's private dressing room mirror circa 1971. Suddenly you are dressed in your most FORMAL POLYESTER EVENING WEAR in the hot colors of the decade: brown, taupe, peach, tan, salmon, and lots and lots of orange. You step out into the night with your hair piled high, adorned by tiny weightless crystals. Your BRONZE MAKEUP looks fantastic. You arrive at the BELL HOUSE - there are toupees, dachshunds, plaid and paisley. There is scotch and Newport Menthols. There are VIP's with UTI's, Quaaludes, and Pete Rose of the Cincinnati Reds. There is a basket of bank lollipops. Someone is inexplicably watching "Barry Lyndon" on a portable black-and-white TV in the corner. You can’t stop Hustling in synchronized dance step. You can’t stop laughing. You want MORE. You stumble towards the bar. CHERYL is waiting there for you with a tube of frosted lipstick. THERE IS NO ESCAPE. You have come down with a case of NAUSEA.
DJ DSO plays DISCO for the POWER GAYS until midnight when Unemployed Lloyd takes over with an eclectic dance dance dance set that will simultaneously melt your face and make you take your pants off. DJ Owlpuffs will wrap it up with a late night dance floor suicide set that includes the best HIGH ENERGY dance music that you have ever heard in your entire LIFE. Trust us. We love you.
10:30 - 4:00
$5 cover, $10 after midnight
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