On September 10, CHERYL takes the dance party into dangerous territory: THE WHITE CUBE. That’s right, we’re talking art galleries, the art world, artfags, art critics, museums, art school and dead artists. Grab your most architectural pair of glasses and practice your most scornful, disapproving facial expression in the mirror a few times before heading out the door. Prepare to tear one another apart on the dance floor with a harsh critique. Do your best to link the ideology of CHERYL with 17th Century Dutch millinery and decorative art. Casually mention that you studied Art History at Vassar and that you work at the Whitney. Don’t smile. Don’t eat calories. Use a protractor to do your hair. Sleep on a bed of ice. Stop breathing. Have cocaine-fueled bareback anal sex ONLY on Monday nights with hot art handlers between the ages of 25 and 34. Cry when Ai Weiwei’s name is brought up, but do NOT cry at funerals. Never be seen outside of New York, London, Paris, Tokyo or Miami (but only during Art Basel). LIFE.

DJ Formless Nonspace (CHERYL Resident DJ) (DJ Nick) and DJ DSO (Beefy Butt Bonanza and Mormon Church Dances) spin music that will kill you.

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$5 cover charge with a facebook “yes attending” RSVP (not maybe) to this event on this page (RSVP by 5pm Saturday 9/10 for the discount)

$10 cover without RSVP

(for friends not on facebook, they can RSVP via cherylwillruinyourlife@gmail.com for the discounted cover charge, no plus ones)

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CHERYL: WHITE CUBE
Saturday September 10, 2011
11pm to 4am
The Bell House
149 7th St. / Brooklyn