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Interior: Las Vegas casino, 1969. The air smells of cigarette smoke and Jovan Musk. Bowties and martinis swirl around you, and the texture of green felt caresses your hand. The sounds of cranking and spinning, the jingle jangle of coins pooling, the cheers and sighs, the high-pitched cackles from various Barbaras. On stage, a beautiful dancer with a high pony-tail positions her body at awkward Fosse angles, gyrating her wrists like a smooth and sexy kitten making biscuits. 

Your stomach starts to grumble. You’ve been snacking on complimentary saltines and black olives for the past 18 hours. You’ve also lost $17,000 – it’s time to quit shooting craps and eat a real meal.

You make your way outside, climb into your beige Chrysler 300, and speed on over to the new drive-in fast-food spot. A massive fiberglass clown sculpture greets you in front of this A-framed, red and yellow food palace – you order chicken nuggets, two burgers, fries, and a coffee milkshake. “That’ll be $1.55 please” This is all you can afford now.. It’s been a day. You feel weird. But you feel like you’re tasting the future too. 

Or maybe you’re just tasting our next party concept:

It’s CHERYL: GOLDEN NUGGET

Need costume inspiration? Think go-go Grimace and Fries-a Minnelli. Think reciting vows to 1/4lb of ground beef at The Little Neon Chapel, think a slot machine that distributes boiling frialator oil, or the Rat Pack- except everyone’s wearing knee-high courrèges boots and is pansexual and is holding a mini-purse with a filet-of-fish in their left hand. 

Saturday December 14, 2024 at The Sultan Room from 11pm to 3am

DJs: DSO, Nick Schiarizzi, Lauren Murada