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Our goal is to bring you the party equivalent of emerging from the water at Coney Island with a ripped Funyuns bag plastered to your leg.

How will we do it?

Just look at the 16 years of experience that CHERYL brings to the table.

You want thingamabobs? We’ve got 20. But who cares? No big deal. I WANT MORE. I want to be where the people are. And so do you. So we are throwing a dually-themed, daytime/nighttime, oceanic, beachy event in your honor: CHERYL: OCEAN POTION / AQUA GHOUL.

Need costume inspiration? For our daytime/outdoor portion of the party: OCEAN POTION, think crab-walking your way up to someone with pearlescent teeth and earth-shattering beach hair, buying them a high-class blue drink, discussing how the word “scallop” is pronounced differently in Boston, and inviting them out for a dinner of seagull parmigiana sometime. Think Briney Spears, Fuck buoys, and some sus East River galamad in a multi-porpoise venue. Think Red Lobster meets Callen Lorde.

For our indoor/nighttime portion of the party: AQUA GHOUL, think Newtown Creek chic, or shopping for dorsal-fin-control shapewear at Hot Tropic for a tidal rave, a low tide foam party, or a night of seal clubbing (nightclubbing, you monster!). Imagine Jaws, but instead of a shark fin cutting through the water, it’s just Kathy Hochul’s extremely long teeth menacing beachgoers and taking lives. And, as always, live, horny oil spill gogo ducks sponsored by Exxon Valdez and Elon Mollusk.

This event will take place at Rubulad in Bushwick Aug 3, 2024 from 4pm to 12am.