On SATURDAY, June 27, 2009, from 10pm—4am, South Brooklyn’s most insane disco bloodbath, aka CHERYL: the dance party that will ruin your life, presents GOTH SPACESHIP at The Bell House in Gowanus.

Join us at Brooklyn’s best post-space, post-sexual, post-post future dance supernova celebrating a space mission—manned by four goth catstronauts—to destroy the sun, resulting in darkness for all eternity. With LOTS of EYELINER. Think black holes, white foundation, really inconvenient 25-inch platform moonboots, sunperms, octagons, astralspanx, and enough buckles and zippers to rip a hole in the space-time continuum. Don’t forget to braid your goatee and start applying SPF 7000 sunblock immediately.